The Mom Song

A good friend sent this to me, so if you want a good laugh watch it!!! I thought it was hilarious. Thanks Jacoy. =)
I know that I've said or heard every one of the phrases many times before! Let me know what you think. =)

Decompressing Faith: The Mom Song


Here are the Lyrics to the song:

"What I have done is I have figured out what a mom would say in a 24 hour period, and I have condensed it to 2 minutes, 55 seconds. So strap on your seat belt, here we go.
Get up now, get up now, get up out of bed Wash your face, brush your teeth, comb your sleepy head Here's your clothes and your shoes, hear the words I said Get up now! Get up and make your bed. Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget! You got to feed the cat.

Eat your breakfast! The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall. Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today. Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon, so you must play.

Don't shovel, chew slowly, but hurry, the bus is here. Be careful, come back here, did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don't play rough, would you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare Get along, don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn?, would you like some hay Can you even hear a word I say?

Answer the phone! Get Off the phone! Don't sit so close! Turn it down! No texting at the table! No more computer time tonight! Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up!

Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me, makes you welcome everywhere you roam. You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown. Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own.


You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me.

Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate Take a bite, maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not you burp, or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, Get the door, don't get smart with me Get a Grip, get in here I'll count to 3 Get a job, get a life, get a PhD Get a dose of reality.


I don't care who started it! You're grounded until your 36! Get your story straight, and tell the truth for once for heaven's sake! And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump too? If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that:You're too old to act this way! It must be your father's DNA! Look at me when I am talking. Stand up straighter when you walk. A place for everything, and everything must be in place. Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about! Oh!


Brush your teeth, wash your face, get your PJs on. Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with Mom. Don't forgetI love you**KISS**And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends! You don't need the reason why! Because! Because! Because! Because! I said so! I said so! I said so! I said so! I'm the Mom! The mom! The mom! The mom! The mom!

Ta-da!"